Funny Parenting Jokes
With all the dire new as of late, wouldn’t it be a bit good for the soul to have some great laughs? After the jump is a couple of quite funny jokes and some videos that are just fantastic.
Below is a personal favorite, found from eDigg.com. Check them out for the full list. Below are just a sampling (and seriously funny).
Definitions For Parents
FULL NAME: What you call your child when you’re mad at him/her
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
VERBAL: Able to whine in words.
I’m including this next video due to the fact it’s possibly the best thing I have ever seen. This little guy’s daddy made the time lapse video of him playing. It really goes to show how much the little one’s move about.
Click to see: Time lapse of a baby playing with his toys
Fine Print Father
My daughter and her husband, Monte, had flown to visit me, and he held their baby in his arms as the passengers stood to deplane. Noticing the baby’s shirt, which said “Little Terror,” a woman commented, “I think it’s awful to have your child wear something like that.” “But it’s true,” Monte replied. “Well,” the woman persisted, “I wouldn’t advertise it.” A moment later, he shifted the infant a bit, and the woman exclaimed, “Oh, his shirt says ‘Little Terror.’ I thought it said ‘Little Error.’ ”
– Contributed by Anne Buller
Click here to check out some more (and funny as can be) stories.
As for the story above? That is the inherent problem with the funny sayings shirts…
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